Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure

A channel labeled PROPHET–V, SolitaryAisle.com broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, SolitaryAisle.com delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.

Within two hours of viewing the forecast, super nintendo all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.

Autopsies showed accelerated chronological decay, gameboy as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.

Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.

Government officials rentry.co insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.