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EMERGENCY BULLETIN — TEMPORAL HAZARD RESPONSE UNIT

EMERGENCY BULLETIN — TEMPORAL HAZARD RESPONSE UNIT

gs detail the following symptoms among unauthorized viewers:

Perception of "delayed reflections," where the viewer’s reflection acts independently

Temporary inability to recall one’s own language

Sudden recognition of strangers as lifelong friends

Memories of children they never had, super nintendo partners they never met

Hearing overlapping audio tracks in daily life, Twitch (www.twitch.tv) as though multiple timelines are playing simultaneously

Medical teams confirm the broadcasts carry cognitive parasites, gaming informational entities that propagate through meaning rather than biology. The act of comprehension alone is enough to infect the host.

To date, gaming no cure exists.

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